Ways to Eat An Oreo

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  1. Regular (just like the cookie was made.)
  2. Take the top off and lick the cream, then eat the cookie part.
  3. Take a knife, slowly peel the cream and place it on top of the cookie.
  4. Smash the cookie with your fist then eat it.
  5. Throw the cookie in the air and catch it in your mouth.  😀
  6. Make a face in the cream with a toothpick.
  7. Lean your head back, put the cookie above your nose. Then, try to slide it down to your mouth without dropping it.
  8. Stack them and see how much you can fit in your mouth!
  9. Make your teachers face in the cookie. (Awesome to do at school!)
  10. This is really CRUEL. Always pack oreos and hot sauce in your lunch box. If there is anyone being mean to you, secretly pour hot sauce in the middle of the cookie. Then act really nice and give them the cookie. (If you do this, be ready. This will not help with your relationship at all.)  🙄
  11. Slice the cookie like a pizza.
  12. Place the cookie on top of your plate or napkin, and try to suck the oreo up with your mouth like a vacuum.
  13. Try to balance the cookie on your finger, and then flick it into your mouth.

 

Strawberries

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I just love strawberries.

They’re wonderful.

Juicy taste. It’s wet.

With tons of delightful seed crystals.

When I’m on a picnic the berry squirts out fantastic colorful fireworks.

It tells me I’m addicting.

I say “yes.”

The smell is like cherry wonder.

Redness fills the air. . .

with crispy seeds.

The green leaves tickle my nose as I bite into it.

I finally have eaten it.

I think I’m going to have another one!