Today, I resolve to be lazy.

While looking out the window and I will stay in my PJs, and eat junk food, and be holed up in my room until 3 in the morning

watching reruns.

When I was in elementary school I was told by my teacher to stop using exclamation marks for every sentence and that they should only be used for exciting things and I remember being confused because I thought everything was exciting.

“That was the most saddest thing I’ve ever heard” -My friend